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Claymore
Wed Nov 26 2008, 05:13pm

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A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.

On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area.

A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.

'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.

The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked Receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee.'

'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day !!


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M@vrik
Wed Nov 26 2008, 08:19pm
The Website Guy

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Joined: Sat Apr 28 2007, 05:56pm
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LOL Moby does nudist colony
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kevez
Wed Nov 26 2008, 10:35pm
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Joined: Sun Apr 06 2008, 02:43pm
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mobys must ram his mic up his arse when he farts they are that loud
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