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M@vrik
Tue Apr 06 2010, 07:00pm
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IRISH PROSTITUTE


An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her Return, her Father cussed her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what yer put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute....'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a Disgrace to this good Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings Certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................... (takes a breath).............And an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and......'

'Now, what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a "Protestant".
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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seantheman
Wed Apr 07 2010, 08:59pm
Leg-end

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lol
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Ripper
Wed Apr 07 2010, 10:20pm
ripper

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I had to read it twice.....
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Rucker
Thu Apr 08 2010, 10:30am
rucker
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lol
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Casty
Thu Apr 08 2010, 12:21pm
The KGB Guy.
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Sad, but its how it actualy is in the world.
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jerryslayer
Thu Apr 08 2010, 04:00pm
jerryslayer
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Joined: Wed Nov 28 2007, 06:39pm
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Casty wrote ...

Sad, but its how it actualy is in the world.

its not true mate its just a joke
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