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M@vrik
Thu Oct 22 2009, 03:42pm
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It was the first day of a school in America and a new Indian student named

Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:

Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!"

Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed,

Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."

"Who said that?" she demanded.. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrasekhar says, "Al Gore to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."

At that the teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f**ked now!"

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, I think that was George Bush, 2007
when they didn't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq "


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